Dog bites man: no news. Man bites dog: news. Dog swims in river: no news. Man takes soft-focus centre-fold shot of dog looking cheekily over shoulder into camera: call National Enquirer.
You cynical pair. It's about the mystical relationship of a Man and his faithful four-legged Friend, sharing the river. I am sure that normally Mr Combo goes down with Mrs Combo; probably when he gets Lucky, he likes to do it doggie fashion.
OK, this is the new face of sicko Britain, when an adult cannot take his consenting dog for a dip. You lot need to take a long hard look at yourselves.
Sad indeed Mr.Combo. Quite how an innocent, intimate stroll in beautiful countryside can be construed as anything other than that beats me. I urge caution, however when sharing these moments - there are others whose own depraved lifestyles lead them to think improper thoughts. Beware particularly the type of man who attends village fetes and country shows taking photographs at the dog shows, concentrating particularly on the class 'The dog with the most appealing eyes'. By the way, and purely for the record, is Lucky male or female?
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Dog bites man: no news. Man bites dog: news. Dog swims in river: no news. Man takes soft-focus centre-fold shot of dog looking cheekily over shoulder into camera: call National Enquirer.
I've already called Private Eye, Hello Magazine and the police.
You cynical pair. It's about the mystical relationship of a Man and his faithful four-legged Friend, sharing the river. I am sure that normally Mr Combo goes down with Mrs Combo; probably when he gets Lucky, he likes to do it doggie fashion.
OK, this is the new face of sicko Britain, when an adult cannot take his consenting dog for a dip. You lot need to take a long hard look at yourselves.
Sorry Ron, I don't know what came over me.
Sad indeed Mr.Combo. Quite how an innocent, intimate stroll in beautiful countryside can be construed as anything other than that beats me. I urge caution, however when sharing these moments - there are others whose own depraved lifestyles lead them to think improper thoughts. Beware particularly the type of man who attends village fetes and country shows taking photographs at the dog shows, concentrating particularly on the class 'The dog with the most appealing eyes'. By the way, and purely for the record, is Lucky male or female?
Female Jon. Obviously. Look at those appealing eyes......
from such simple pleasures a great and satisfying life is made.
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